OKCupid Thread: Who's Scaring Who Now?

Average Joe: boo
that's cute right?

Me: I used to think so. Now I realize it isn't and won't be doing it anymore.

Average Joe: oh.
well then i feel like i've at least contributed somehow
and adding is good
and it's embrarassing

Me: That's an interesting word you got there, "embrarassing"
tell me, what does it mean?

Average Joe: well it's like embarrassing but a) give you ammunition and b) shows that I'm human and fallible

Me: Oh yeah, humans are pretty fallible
that's fer sure!

Average Joe: fer wicked
i think it's good you like satan so much

Me: Oh yeah? He a friend of yours?

Average Joe: no but we all need friends

Me: "we" don't all need friends
some people are fine without friends
like serial killers

Average Joe: oh
but they probably kill because they don't have friends

Me: I don't think so

Average Joe: really?

Me: I think they kill because they realize how disposable people are

Average Joe: we are?

Me: And how the world is a better place with less of them

Average Joe: oh that's awkward

Me: Let's face it, we are overpopulated
why is that awkward?

Average Joe: hmm dunno i like people

Me: oh I love people
I think they are great
until they piss me off, and then I hate them
but there are a handful that I just, you know, totally adore
but let's face it, from far away the earth looks like a giant piece of fruit crawling with maggots
You know how when you are on a plane and from that high up people are like bugs? That's what a giant would see
and he would just step on us, and move along

Average Joe: ha

Me: that's why I don't kill bugs

Average Joe: oh right
that's try (I believe he meant to use the word "true")
i need to run
but we can share satan sotries soon
stories

Me: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE