Dear Comcast,

You e-mail me and tell me that my Comcast statement is ready for viewing. Did it ever occur to you that I may not be ready to view my Comcast statement? You are so selfish. We are going to have to talk about this, otherwise this relationship is just not going to work out.

Sincerely,
Liz

I Wrote This In The Shower!

My Liver Hurts: A Haiku

Seven beers later
I finally feel sober
Hangover's over!