Meet my Buddies: The Soy Sauce Aliens!

Haha.

"I know this sounds so trivial ever since Meatloaf wrote a song about it, but it's true. I would do anything for love, well, except for a few things that fall into the category of "that," you know like threesomes or murder or something."

This is the Best Quote About Love.

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening

Inspired by a Jew.

To a woman, on Halloween, wearing a shoddily put together Charlie Chaplin costume:

"Nice Hitler costume! All you need are angel wings!"