I May Be An Asshole But I Have More Fun Than You.

When a friend (who has accused you of not knowing how to use a computer) is waiting for you at a coffee shop and they leave their laptop at your place, it's a great idea to change their background, the language of their computer, and the magnification (make it really small and move the location of it). Also, you should change the alert sound to "frog".

Satisfaction ensues when they call you up and need guidance on how to change it back.

Touché Timothy, touché.


- A collaboration, by Liz Jacobs and Heidi Kepnes