Dan: hi how are you, ..you seem really interesting and I think we have a good deal in common, I would love to learn more if you have the time ; )
-Dan
Me: I'm not interesting. I'm a fucking freak.
Dan: charming...so how has your week been freak? and what makes you so freakish/ other worldly that I havn't seen in someone before?
Me: I have a tentacle coming out of my butt.
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