Friday, December 3, 2010

Random Thoughts at 1:35AM on a Friday Night. P.S. I'm Sober. Seriously.

I have ice trays, but I never make ice. So when I get thirsty, about once every two weeks, I take a glass of water and put it in my freezer and I leave it there until it gets cold. Regardless, I like it because it makes me feel like I have something in the oven, except that I'm doing the opposite and it's less messy than preparing a meal. So if someone asks me what I'm doing, I can say "I'm cooling!" and magically feel productive. I mean really, it's only one letter off from cooking!

I can't figure out if this makes me a genius, or just really lazy.

When I look down, I realize it doesn't matter, because I have sea turtle slippers. And that's awesome.

If you keep reading, I'll tell you why it's awesome.

It's awesome because everywhere I walk, I feel like I'm cruising the ocean surface with sea turtles as my water skis. I'm pretty sure this is the closest I will ever get to fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a mermaid.

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