Guy: Hi, how are you?
I saw your profile and thought I'd say hi :)
Me: thuper
how are you?
Guy: doing well, thanks
what's your name?
Me: Matilda
Guy: ooh, that's a pretty name! :)
Me: thankth
Guy: so, what brings you here?
Me: where?
Guy: to ok
okc
Me: I taught mythelf to fly yethterday!
Guy: wow... you mean on a plane?
Me: no
have you ever theen the boy who could fly?
like that
Guy: not sure i understand
Me: the movie
Guy: ooh... never seen it
but i do remember the movie Matilda
it was made in 1996 :0
:)
Me: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1800040511/info
oh I never thaw Matilda
but tho now I can fly like a bird!
Guy: cool
so what brings you to OKCupid ? :)
Me: I like the colorth
the blue and the pink are nithe
Guy: cool...
so tell me more about yourself
Me: I collect glowwormth!
the toyth kind not the real kind
Guy: what is that?
Me: They are like toyth from the eightieth and you thqueeze their tummieth and they glow!
Guy: haha
do you like my profile and pics?
Me: My favorite thongth are Jingle Bellth and that one that goeth... Frara Jacka, frara Jacka!
Yeth I like the leaveth in your picture
Guy: haha thanks
hey, why do you talk kind of ...strange? lol
Me: I have a lithp
Guy: ...in writing? haha
Me: are you making fun of my lithp?
that'th not nithe!
Guy: of course not
Me: you thuck!
Guy: i do not
look... no one has a lisp in the written word....
just talk... normally - please
Me: I have a lithp in my writing so obviouthly not no one doeth
have you ever eaten chocolate covered cockroacheth?
they are my favorite thnacks
what are your favorite thnacks?
Guy: black licorice lace.
i also love twilight :)
Me: twilight ith dumb!
are you dumb?
Guy: certainly not
i love bella...she's awesome
Me: dumb
Guy: whatever
a little...tolerance wouldn't hurt you.
Me: toleranthe ith for puthies!
Guy: are you serious or joking? i can't tell
you don't have a lisp in your profile at all.
Me: I'm tho theriouth!
Guy: take care
Me: peath out thucka!
"haha, do you like my profile and pics?" well... Did you...?
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