OKCupid Thread: I Get Carried Away. Oops?

Guy: so eminem

Me: yeah dude, eminem

Guy: whats the obsession?

Me: he's like omg so hawt
like I want to get with him so bad
I will someday too
cuz like anything is possible you know? I learned that from Cinderella

Guy: uh
are you a real person?

Me: you know how like, Cinderella sings that song? "it's possible for a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage"

Guy: yes I'm aware

Me: things are happening every day dude! I could totally get with eminem
I saw the secret so like, all I have to do is meditate and make like a vision board and stuff
so like, yeah, I'm totes doing that
I have like, pictures of eminem plastered like, all over my apartment

Guy: so on that note
I'm gonna let you go

Me: whatever dude
you're like, so not hawt anyway
peace out