Name Source: Swallowing the Rock

I started this blog to work out some issues I was having with life. I began to delete every post after I wrote it due to the serious, shit-spewing chaos that ensued from paranoid thoughts from negative situations. It was, I had metaphored it as (yes I believe I can make anything a verb. I also believe I can add er and est to anything I want.) swallowing a giant rock. Then I thought, dang, why am I trying to swallow a giant rock? And then I looked around, and everyone around me was trying to swallow a giant rock too! And at first I wanted to shout out, "Hey guys, let's break the rocks up and eat the pieces!", and then I thought, who wants to eat rocks anyway? So I put my giant stone down and watched the rest of the world in awe. I live among a bunch of idiots trying to figure out how to swallow giant rocks because someone, somewhere, told them they had to do it. And I just started laughing my ass off. I was amazeder than the time someone finally told me what Twitter was. It had to be the amazingest realization I've ever made in my life. I suggest you do it too. Put the rock down. Laugh.