A Facebook Thread.

Note: I arbitrarily change my relationship status based on nothing at all.

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Heidi Kepnes so the relationship between you and yourself had a falling out, huh? you think you know some people! geez.

Liz Jacobs I'm giving honesty a chance.

Liz Jacobs I mean first I was married, then I was in a relationship, then I was engaged, and then I was in a relationship again and then I was widowed. And I thought, maybe widowed is a little morbid. And I really didn't feel like being engaged or married or in a relationship anymore.

Heidi Kepnes whats wrong with a little morbid? I think I'm going to change my relationship status to widowed.

Liz Jacobs I guess nothing. But I think I was getting kind of pretend sad being a pretend widow.

Heidi Kepnes awwww

Heidi Kepnes you're so right. I just changed my relationship status to widowed and I feel sad about it. huh.

Liz Jacobs Yeah cuz it's like, if you did have a husband he would be dead. And that sucks.

Heidi Kepnes yeah thats tragic. I'm really depressed about my non existent dead husband.

Liz Jacobs Well, even if you put in a relationship, it's like... God, why is my boyfriend never around? So if you put it to single the asshole boyfriends and dead husbands just disappear and things get better and you don't feel sad anymore.

Chelsea Mauck Why not make the leap and put your relationship status as PRETEND. Fuck the grey area...just a thought!

Liz Jacobs I just don't know what's real anymore.