Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Dear Comcast,

You e-mail me and tell me that my Comcast statement is ready for viewing. Did it ever occur to you that I may not be ready to view my Comcast statement? You are so selfish. We are going to have to talk about this, otherwise this relationship is just not going to work out.

Sincerely,
Liz

3 comments:

  1. We just wanted to notify you that it is ready for viewing. View it when you're ready :)

    Anyway, I work for Comcast, I you need help with your bill, feel free to contact our team at the provided email below. We're here to help. :o)

    Mark Casem
    Comcast Corp.
    National Customer Operations
    We_can_help@cable.comcast.com

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  2. Wow. Nevermind Comcast. You are so nice. Will you marry me?

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